Jersey Shore (2008) / Akimbo

What is more metal than Norse mythology, dragons, and the occult? Sharks! Or that’s what Seattle-based Metal/Hardcore Akimbo decided with their release of Jersey Shore.

In the summer of 1916 there was something scary in the waters off the Jersey Shore. It may have been less scary than the medical waste that washed up in the ’80s, but then again little things are scarier than swimming in hypodermic needles. In July of 1916 a total of four people were attacked in the longest, most concentrated string of shark attacks in US history. A fantastic concept for a metal album, I shall admit.

It’s been a while since I’ve actively listened to anything approaching metal, and after relistening to a few bands I can see why. That said Jersey Shore is the best nautical monster themed album since Mastodon’s Leviathan. Jersey Shore is heavy. Sonic waves slowly lapping your eardrums, building up slowly until you’re caught in the albums jaws with the fifth track, Great White Bull. Then, just as the actual shark attacks ended suddenly with no explanation, the sixth, final, and title track slows things down before leaving you with the sounds of waves softly hitting the shore.

This album is one of those albums that must be listened to in its entirety. With beer. In your friends basement, while you discuss whether or not sharks are scarier than medical waste.