Tastytown Station Mission Statement
Tastytown Station provides a service of telling you what is and is not worth your time. Review, criticism, lists, psychoanalysis– you know, the usual. We like to pretend we’re tastemakers. We came up with the name one weekend while Zach and I consumed large amounts of Steel Reserve and talked about how we should provide musical criticism, because reviews were too boring for our tastes. So we hope to never give boring criticism, but if we do: fuck you. We’ll be reviewing music, movies, books, magazines, internet tiddly-bits, and any and everything else we feel like.
(Never Asked Questions)
Q: Who the fuck are you to tell me what’s good?
A: Good question. It’s simple really– we have better taste than you. Besides you can read what we say, and completely ignore it. You have personal autonomy right?
Q: Can you really give a balanced review of music (movies, etc)?
A: No. Shitty music sucks. It’s a fact. Besides at this point in time we should have outgrown objectivity fairy tales.
Q: Can I write for Tastytown Station?
A: As long as you can pass a series of tests. Cheating is allowed.
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